Thursday, November 13, 2008
Long Time, No Post...
Please note: I have not forgotten about my loyal Platinum Pen readers. I love this blog and I have invested SO much of my time and energy into this, and I still plan to keep it running. Things will just be a little slow for now, as I think the content of the blog will change to some degree. I need to figure things out, but this is DEFINITELY still going to be around.
For now, until I update further, please visit http://marcmalkin.eonline.com to see some of my reporting!!!
XOXOXO
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Fall And Magic
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Hey Everyone!!!!
I love you all though, and I plan to do a major update soon!!!
XOXOXOXO
Friday, September 5, 2008
I Owe an Apology...
But as far as my comments go in regards to the acting and the characters and so forth, I do take it all back. I met the majority of the cast last night, and I spoke to them individually at great length. They were the most normal, funny, lighthearted, down-to-earth people I've ever met in this business, and I hope newfound fame does not change them.
So with that said, yes, I do look at this show in a little bit of a negative way (based on where my heart is--with Aaron Spelling and such), but I will not say anything else negative about the show from this point on. I wish the show and the characters all the very best.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Sound Off: Which of the Following Can You Tolerate Least
Did You Survive??
This 3-day weekend was far more than I ever could have imagined. It was SO much fun! On Friday I went to OC, and then for the rest of the weekend I pretty much covered all of LA--hitting up everything from the hotspot gay clubs on Santa Monica Blvd., to the hostpot regular clubs in Hollywood/West Hollywood, to random bars in Studio City, to parties in the West Hollywood Hills. and the list goes on. I feel so full from eating and drinking all through the weekend.
last night, my roommates and I hosted the official Chingy Comeback Movement party. It was badazzz.
Now I'm just tired and in recovery mode. Not hungover at all or anything like that. More just like in hunger-hangover mood. Ate soooo much. But wow, so much fun!
I will post more later. For now, I'm just trying to focus on staying awake and doing my job.
XOXO
Friday, August 29, 2008
Joel McHale is Overdosin' on His Love For Spencer Pratt
Joel McHale has a little crushy crush. Just watch and laugh. :-)
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Apparently Hilary Duff Still Has a Fan
Solange Knowles is Kinda a Diva Bitch
The lesser-known of the Knowles sister duo made an appearance on a Las Vegas Fox channel to talk about I guess her album or something. And naturally, the producers of the show planned to ask her about Jay-Z selling his Vegas club 40/40. I don't see this being a particularly juicy question. It's not like it's related to some scandal. She could have given some B.S. answer. Give these journalists a break for doing their freakin job! But instead, she gets all defensive on the reporter who happened to appear confused. Watch as Solange calls the station out for introducing her on TV in such an "unprofessional" manner, and the producer tells her that the question about Jay-Z didn't even appear on air.
Good News For Fans of the ORIGINAL 90210!
The New 90210 is a Classless Skankfest and Tori Spelling is a Lying Famewhore
But anyway, Doherty and Garth revealed some skankalicious 411 about the premiere of the 90210 remake. And this scandalousness is shit that wouldn't even appear in an ep of Melrose Place for crying out loud.
"All I know is there's a girl giving a guy a blowjob in the first episode," says Doherty.
"I thought, Aaron Spelling is rolling over in his grave right now," Garth reacts.
And EW also gets to the nitty gritty of Tori Spelling's not-so-best-selling memoir which I saw sitting on a table next to a rack carrying the Lauren Conrad Collection at the Kitson outlet store only two months after publication. So sad.
EW says, "In Tori Spelling's book sTORI Telling, she tells some pretty harsh stories about you, Shannen. Did you read the book?"
And the newly mature Doherty responded all properly, saying, "I will censor myself out of respect for Jennie because she's friends with Tori. I got passages sent to me and a vast majority of it is incredibly exaggerated. Maybe it's a difference of how I was raised. I just don't believe you write personal on-set experiences in a book. For me, when you work it's almost a sacred experience whether you get along with everyone or not. In 27 years of acting I've never sold out one of my cast members. Ever. And I will stick to that."
Tori is pathetic. We all know she was a bitch of her own right in those days. But she felt like selling out her former co-stars was a good way to make a buck. Note to Tori: nobody cares about your stupid book or the stupid drama you have to recount by living vicariously through people who had a far more exciting life than you!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
My Hero Shannen Graces This Week's Cover of UsWeekly!!!
Janice Min's famed celeb tabloid took a break from the Speidi sagas and finally decided to place an icon on it's cover!!! I have nothing more to say except that I want to murder the new 90210, but I am thrilled that at least it's giving my idol Shannen Doherty the exposure she still deserves. I am the hugest 90210 fan on the planet and I always will be. Nobody loves her/Brenda more than myself, and I proudly and confidently state this.
Shannen's probably pissed that she has to share a cover with a newbie like Carrie Underwood. [snooze]. Shannen should have been granted the entire cover. Nobody in the world is worth sharing the Goddess of television's space!--well, except maybe Jason Priestley. He's kinda the effing sh*t!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Same Sex Marriage is "Not Only Unhealthy, But it is Illegal in 48 States"
Remembering Aaliyah
Sunday, August 24, 2008
BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital; Sliced Open Her Foot
God's gift to the Armenian kind, AKA Kimberly Kardashian, has been rushed to the ER at a hospital in New York after slicing her foot open on a glass table. Reports are saying there was so much blood from the incident that it looked like a murder scene!
Buttt....this could be a blessing in disguise for the sexpot, as reports are also saying that this mishap may result in the inability for Kimmy to partake in Dancing With the D-Listers as was originally planned. You know she did this shit on purpose. She realized what a complete mistake she'd be making by agreeing to do the worst show ever! So she went through all this! Good choice, Kim. It'll all be worth it in the end.
My Full-Moon-ish AOL Experience
EXHIBIT A:
FitchUofA [10:05 P.M.]: hi
MagGirlDF [10:05 P.M.]: hello...who is this?
FitchUofA [10:05 P.M.]: you emailed me i guess on craigslist
MagGirlDF [10:06 P.M.]: ...?
FitchUofA [10:06 P.M.]: i thought it was fake
FitchUofA [10:07 P.M.]: you responded to my craigslist ad?
MagGirlDF [10:07 P.M.]: i am really, really confused
MagGirlDF [10:07 P.M.]: elaborate... please?
FitchUofA [10:07 P.M.]: maybe not?
MagGirlDF [10:08 P.M.]: what did your ad say and it must have been a long time ago because i
rarely use this screen name. also, what do u mean u thought it was fake?
MagGirlDF [10:09 P.M.]: is this some kind of joke?
MagGirlDF [10:09 P.M.]: cuz i have no idea what you are talking about
FitchUofA [10:09 P.M.]: hm it must have been... im trying to figure it out tooooo
FitchUofA [10:09 P.M.]: no...
FitchUofA [10:10 P.M.]: are u single?
MagGirlDF [10:10 P.M.]: who are you?
FitchUofA [10:10 P.M.]: a legit guy
FitchUofA [10:10 P.M.]: and you?
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: i am NOT looking for some random hook-up with some random person who IMs me on AOL claiming I responded to their SEX ad on craigslist
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: you are creepy go away
FitchUofA [10:11 P.M.]: ew u are weird
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: *i* am weird?
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: you dont even know who i am and you're asking me if i'm single?
FitchUofA [10:11 P.M.]: well YOU EMAILED ME
FitchUofA [10:11 P.M.]: idiot
MagGirlDF [10:12 P.M.]: NO I DIDNT!
MagGirlDF [10:12 P.M.]: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE SO WILL YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND INFORM ME?
FitchUofA [10:12 P.M.]: i put 2 ads on CL in my entire life... one about 2 weeks ago, and 1 about a year ago
MagGirlDF [10:12 P.M.]: AND WHAT DID THEY SAY?
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: nothing about what you are explaining
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: i am jewish, looking for a caring girl
MagGirlDF [10:13 P.M.]: ok please tell me what they are and i will let you know
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: is that so hard
MagGirlDF [10:13 P.M.]: okay i definitely did not respond to ANY relationship ads
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: weird
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: well, have a good one, sorry to weird ya out
MagGirlDF [10:14 P.M.]: it's all good. good luck finding your caring jewish girl
FitchUofA [10:14 P.M.]: lol
EXHIBIT B:
Lbt4 3 [10:15 P.M.]: ???
MagGirlDF [10:15 P.M.]: ?
Lbt4 3 [10:15 P.M.]: hi
Lbt4 3 [10:16 P.M.]: i feel like DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!
MagGirlDF [10:16 P.M.]: who ARE you and why are you so strange? why is everyone so strange on AOL
Lbt4 3 [10:16 P.M.]: who da man!
Lbt4 3 [10:46 P.M.]: so whats up
MagGirlDF [10:46 P.M.]: who are you and why are you IMing me?
MagGirlDF [10:48 P.M.]: okay well if you aren't going to tell me, then there really is no point in this, is there?
Lbt4 3 [10:48 P.M.]: yes, there is damn it!
Lbt4 3 [10:58 P.M.]: ???
MagGirlDF [10:59 P.M.]: can i help u with something?
Lbt4 3 [10:59 P.M.]: wha are you up to
Lbt4 3 [11:01 P.M.]: i love you
Lbt4 3 [11:04 P.M.]: :'-(
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Some Skanks Will Never Learn
Ugh, I need to finish this post and publish it, because the longer I am forced to look at this gawd-awful photo, the more angry I am increasingly getting by the minute!
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Perez Outs Yet Another--Teenyboppers Will be Crushed
Per Perez, Mr. Knight is super close to coming out to the public and he currently does have a boyfriend. So is he dating fellow gay boy-bander Lance Bass? Nope, apparently the former Sweet Valley High actor is named Harley (eew) and currently works as a trainer at Barry's Bootcamp in L.A.
So if Lance Bass turned out gay from NSYNC, and Jordan Knight is apparently gay from NKOTB, then (at least) one of the Jonas Brothers has to be gay, too, right? I mean it would only be fitting for boy band statistics. I kinda think all of those Jonas Bros are gay, but that's just me. I mean, those chastity rings they wear have got to be a cover-up to avoid having to sleep with a woman.
BET Celebrates the 2000th Episode of 106 & Park
But I will give big ups to the network for making the show last this long...and it's still goin for that matter! 2000 epsiodes is a lot of music videos, a lot of guests and a lot of Freestyle Fridays.
Keyshia Cole, Big Tig, Soulja Boy, Jennifer Hudson, Busta Rhymes, Terrance Howard, and a much too heavily tattooed Bow Wow all came on the monumental episode yesterday to chat up the crowd or perform a song.
Congrats, 106 & Park!
Preview: The Game's New Album LAX
What Ever Happened to Chingy??
Some of his music may have been a little too poppy for my ears, but the more music Chingy comes out with means the more music videos his seXXXy self can be seen in. I haven't heard about this dude in YEARS! Can somebody please inform me of his whereabouts or the future of hopefully still prevalent career?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
The Olympics Have Severly Inconvenienced Poor J.Lo's Hopeful Comeback
I'm sure nobody else cares, but Diva Lopez is effing pissed! Who does this Olympian Phelps guy think he is?!?! While he is busy swimming in water, doesn't he know that Lopez walks on it? Psh...
An insider on the set of Good Morning America--the show Jenny From Da Blizock appeared on yesterday to talk about her training--told MSNBC's The Scoop that J.Ho thinks her matters are far more important than "that swimmer."
The source said Jenny "couldn’t come up with Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer."
Sorry to burst J.Ho's bubble butt, but with Phelps in the picture or not, the former Fly-Girl's however many minutes of fame are up--and pretty much have been, following her marriage to that nobody named Marc Anthony. Sorry biatch!
Dude, Why Does Suri Have to be so Darn Perfect?
View more of little Suri with her plastic doll right here
Monday, August 18, 2008
Check This Out, Everyone!
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Thanks yall!
I Think I've Already Overdosed And I've Only Listened Half-Way Through
Remember when I suggested Heidi Montag give peace a chance, following the release of her previous single "Fashion" ? Well, she apparently didn't listen. She yet again decided to take to the studio...err...her backyard...to record another song. And this one is bad. Oh wait, duh. And she tries to throw in a little T-Pain-inspired voicebox vocals (because her voice alone is so terrible). This song is called "Overdosin'" and it's about "Overdosing" on her love for Spencer Pratt. And the funniest part of all? I think she actually takes herself seriously. I still think they need to bring Spence back in for a rapping cameo like on "Body Language." I really think he has potential to become the next big thang on the White hip-hop scene like Eminem or Paul Wall.
Anyway, take a listen, and sound off in the comments about what you think. Sadly, this terrible song isn't even Montag's worst. Poor thing.
Just in Case You Were Too Hungover All Weekend to Press the Start Button on Your 'Puter...
- Madge celebrated her big five-oh with her peeps at Volstead nightclub in London, including seXXXy hubby Guy Ritchie and well-mannered daughter Lourdes. Her Madge-esty looked fab (see photo above) on her big day, but apparently she didn't feel entirely at ease about the $200,000 affair. During her 40-minute speech to guests, she stated, "I'm really disappointed. There are a lot of people who did not make it tonight, but thanks to everyone who did make it."
- Lilo is reportedly set to convert to my religion, Judaism because she feels that close to her girlfriend Samantha Ronson...Or she just worships The Platinum Pen and wants to follow in my footsteps ;-)
- It was a story of civic heroism, as dozens of bystanders in The Bronx, New York, rushed to the aid of Donnette Sanz, a 7-month-pregnant woman who was trapped under a bus after a van's brakes went out and crashed into the bus, accidentally taking Sanz under, as she was walking across the intersection of the incident at the time. Sanz, a 33-year-old NYPD traffic agent, was announced dead following the incident, but the bystanders who attempted to rescue the woman were able to lift the bus, get Sanz out from under, and doctors were able to deliver Sanz' baby prematurely instead of leaving it for dead in Sanz' womb. The baby, named Sean Michael Sanz, is in critical condition, but is said will be okay.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Platinum Pen Exclusive: Interview With UK Electronica Artist Antigone
Look out Kylie Minoque, there's a new musical majesty in the land of the Gays. The UKs Antigone is the newest thing out on the market and she's already tearin up clubs and car stereos alike. The first single off of Antigone's latest album "AntigoneLand" is called "More Man Than Man." The single is upbeat, uplifting, and you totally can't help but sing along. The rest of the album is eclectic. Each song is completely different. You have your jazz, your disco, your dance, your lounge. Antigone is definitely an artist worth giving a listen because whatever your musical preference, her album has something for everyone.
I had the wonderful opportunity to interview this artist, and she had a lot of interesting things to say about her music, music in general, and women empowerment in the bedroom ;-)
THE PLATINUM PEN: Let's talk about your hit song, "More Man Than Man." It's a great song, by the way. And I have a pretty good idea what it's about, but let's hear from you, the artist. Describe what the song means.
ANTIGONE: At a basic and more primal level it's about a girl telling her frisky fuck-buddy to chill out and grow up about their brief sporadic encounters. She's urging him to become the man he is at night the morning after! At a more subterranean level it's about sex and gender perception, and the fact that even today, many women are castigated as sops who automatically want a relationship with anyone they sleep with when quite often, they seek out casual intimacy as frequently as men. What I like about the title of the song is that it seems at first glance to be about men, whereas in fact it is all about women, and women with stronger libido's than many of their male counterparts. Ha!
THE PP: Who are some of your musical influences?
ANTIGONE: Well my forthcoming album is very eclectic and it betrays a diverse musical upbringing and interest. My parents were both jazz musicians before they became novelists and prison counsellors, so my childhood soundtrack was impeccable - I'm very grateful! I'm usually obsessed with some female singer or another, but I've tended to ease off on listening to one too intensely for too long or I invariably end up imitating them and that's not good. It's good to begin with, but in order to stay true to your own voice there comes a point where you have to stop listening. But I would say my life-long influences are Sarah Vaughan and Syreeta Wright (look her up if you don't know her), probably Bjork, and to an extent Moloko and Goldfrapp who have always encouraged me with their leftfield pop vision. Mostly I'm influenced by artists whose names I don't even know though, because most of the music I listen to is mixtapes by DJ friends and I never end up with the playlists!
THE PP: Who do you listen to the most in the house/dance/electronica genre, and also in other genres?
ANTIGONE: I rarely listen to house. It's for dancing to at clubs! I'm really so much more of a disco lover, and so is my producer. For me disco is still the best dance music, and in a way I consider my dance music to be disco not dance or house. But I can dig bent or more 'haunted' house, like say remixes by Herbert, or the kind of beautiful dancey stuff that graces Hotel Costes compilations. M.I.A and Bugz in the Attic have a good tip on dance. Electronica-wise I'm into so much different stuff but generally the more musical the better, like Susumu Yokota, Wagon Christ and AIR. Otherwise I listen to all sorts of stuff, from Radiohead to Jamie Lidell to Beach Boys. Just good music.
THE PP: How did you end up getting a music deal? How long have you been doing this?
Well it was quite simple because I signed myself. I've been signed before to both majors and indies, and it's not that I don't want to be signed again, but because myself and my producer did the album ourselves, we figured we would try and hold onto the rights for as long as possible while we built buzz around it. In the dance scene particularly, it is not unusual now for artists and producers to put their own records out as the first step. It's really a 'soft' release structure because you're just ensuring that people can buy it if they know about it, and with digital distribution that's easy now. But marketing and promotion remain the biggest challenge. I've been in the biz now for 8 years. They say it takes 10 years to have overnight success, so I'm nearly there - hurrah!
THE PP: What can we expect on the album?
ANTIGONE: It's 11 tracks so a proper LP. Here's what the Editor of PopJustice, Peter Robinson, recently said about it:
"A surefire hit for anyone whose two favourite genres are pop music that sounds like dance music and dance music that sounds like pop music, 'Antigoneland' is a smart and sophisticated club record full of stylish tunes and a fair number of surprises. The hypnotic technological pop of 'Promiscuity' should please those left disappointed with the new Goldfrapp album while tracks like 'Mirror' and last week's single 'More Man Than Man' hit the spot in a brilliantly Roisin Murphyesque way." Hopefully it will be released by the end of the year.
THE PP: Include any other info you would like readers to know about you.
ANTIGONE: Random fact--As well as jazz I have studied Indian singing. On a trip to Mumbai/Bombay for 3 months I sang an impromptu gig with Talvin Singh and also had quite a novel Valentine's Day experience: hanging out on set with esteemed Bollywood siren Rheka, whose only husband died in very mysterious circumstances shortly after they married (in the Indian film industry female stars are instantly relegated to matronly roles as soon as they marry, even if they are still very young and beautiful).
THE PP: Thank you so much for your time. It was wonderful having the opportunity to chat with you and get a better perspective into your world and music. I look forward to listening to your future material. All the best of luck with the success of your current album.
FOR MORE INFORMATION or to order "More Man Than Man," please visit Antigone's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/antigoneland
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Talk About Originality!
And looks strangely familiar to this:
Apparently Lovato's camp figured people had already forgotten about this hit No Doubt album. I mean I am the furthest thing from a No Doubt fan, but this album was indeed a hit, and it hasn't been that long since it's release. Kinda pathetic that Lovato's peeps couldn't think of anything even slightly more innovative.
The Full-Length Britney Spears OK! Interview
Lauren Conrad Looks Deeply Into Why She Likes Gossip Girl
In a recent interview with Eonline's Marc Malkin, Lauren Conrad made a profound explanation as to why she loves Gossip Girl, stating, "It's so gossipy..."
That's like me saying, "I love Beverly Hills 90210 because it's so Beverly Hills." It's like DUH! Of course GG is "gossipy" and of course 90210 is so Beverly Hills.
Okay, LC. Way to really put off those reports that you have no depth...
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Ohio Man Nickel and Dimes His Way to New Car
70-year-old James Jones may be a cheap man who saves every item of change that comes in his direction, but his not-so-little collection has, in fact, paid for half of his new car.
Shauna Sand Video Clip of the Day
I'm starting to become infatuated with the tranny mess that is Shauna Sand. I don't know. There's just something totally fascinating about her bleach-blonde, extensioned, barely dressed self that intrigues me. What can I say? I'm the first to admit I love a trainwreck. Heck, who doesn't?
Anyway, this video is hilarious and you must watch!!
Tori Spelling is Dissed by the New 90210
Remember when I posted a while back that Tori Spelling would not be appearing on the new 90210 afterall, due to her recent childbirth to daughter Stella? Well, turns out I was wrongly informed.
It turns out, in fact, that Ms. Spelling has been DE-NIED the same sum as her original co-stars Jennie Garth and Goddess Shannen Doherty to appear on 90210 2.0 . And as one would expect, the horse-faced actress is not a happy camper! Because of this, she has retracted her decision to return to the zip that made her famous.
Is Tori unattractive? Yes. Was she the worst "actress" to stem from the original 90210? Absolutely. But, I must agree with Garth, when she states, "Her father created the show." Good point. And for that alone, I definitely think Spelling should be offered the same amount of money as Garth and Doherty. Perhaps the producers figured Spelling has no career, so she'd probably walk on set for free, for that matter. I mean Doherty has no career, but let's be honest--she'd be worth all the millions and trillions in the world to reprise her role.
Garth apparently doesn't speak to Spelling anymore, but says of her former co-star, "I'm really bummed because I love Tori and I was psyched Tori was going to be on the show. I don't know what really happened because I haven't talked to her. I would like to talk to her."
Doherty is probably stoked. More screen time for her--I mean afterall, she is the only 90210 character people really care about. The only thing she had to offer for comment was, “They didn’t even get the numbers right so I don’t know if it’s about the money either.” How profound...
No Couture Ruined in the Process of Britney's First Magazine Interview in Two Years
Looks like Spearsy's talkin again--and not in a British accent. OK! magazine (you know, the pub that officiated the singer's meltdown after she conducted an interview with them a ways back, in which she ruined 2 of the couture gowns they provided for her photo shoot) has landed the sorta-reformed trainwreck's first magazine interview since the one they tried to conduct with her two years ago.
And when you're on as many anti-depressants and sedatives as Spears, you can only expect a boring, by-the-book Q & A. Yeah, the preview of this interview makes a copy of National Geographic's "Panda of the Year" issue look mighty juicy. Jamie Spears offers some interesting words about the new life he has with his daughter, but that's about it. This is very dry and G-rated. And of course the adorable photos of my favorite celebuspawns Sean Preston and Jayden James provide a worthwhile touch.
Issue is on newsstands today. Be sure to pick up your boring copy.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Another Sad Story About the Lauren Conrad Collection
You know how Michael K. has his infatuation with Shauna Sand and Phoebe Price? And how Perez loves him some Orange Oprah? Well, I guess you can put me on those levels when it comes to the Lauren Conrad Collection. I'm obssessed with it's atrociousness. The plot just keeps on thickening.
Apparently, the alleged "clothing designer" made an appearance at Bloomingdales in Century City last Thursday, and said the following to describe one of her pieces:
"This one's a little more nighttime. Again, it's a mini, it's that asymmetrical look that is in for this fall. Um, um. That's it [points to model]."
Anyway, my words can only say so much. Check out this vid for the live scoop!
America Ferrera Don't Give a Sheeit About Gossip Girl
We'll let the clip speak for itself. I think America Ferrera is a wee bit peeved that people care about Gossip Girl more than Ugly Betty. It's okay, America, thanks for giving us this clip to laugh upon.
Take That, Skanky Cyrus!
In response to that horrendus YouTube vid in which Miley Cyrus and her skankalicious BFF Mandy Jiroux proceed to mock Selena Gomez and her BFF Demi Lovato, it appears Kevin Jonas, brother of Cyrus' ex-bf Nick, is making it clear which side he reps. I don't really care about these Jonas kids, but I will say, this tee is priceless! Nice work, pal.
And this tee follows not only the YouTube dramz, but the recent publishing of an interview with Seventeen magazine in which Cyrus tells the mag she and Nick "were in love for 2 years" and she may "end up marrying Nick Jonas."
Something tells me she'll take a hint after seeing this! Bad karma, biaaaatch!
Yes, There is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity
According to reports, Panettiere's father Alan was arrested after getting into a physical altercation with his wife, Hayden's mother, Lesley--with photographic evidence showing marks on Lesley's face from where Alan hit her.
As of the moment, there has not been public comment from Panettiere or her camp. All we know is there was reportedly alcohol involved, and this anger stemmed from Mr. P accusing his wife of "disrespecting him," following her chattiness with Paula Abdul's restaurant ex, JT Torregiani.
La La La
Friday, August 8, 2008
Shauna Sand: Responsible Mother and Model Citizen (NSFW)
Shit, this hoe makes Britney Spears look like Mother Theresa. Bitch lets it all hang out--including that deformed nipple. Like seriously, wtf? And as far as her downtown area goes, I would honestly rather not know. But back to that nipple--that shit canNOT be fo' real! For more of the classiness that is Shauna Sand, click here (better close-ups of those, umm...areas...)
Those poor kids of hers. I'm sure they are so proud...
This Whole Paris Hilton/John McCain Thing Has Gone WAY Too Far!
You have got to be kidding me! Apparently, in wake of the ridiculous FunnyOrDie.com spoof that Paris Hilton did to mock John McCain's ad campaign commercial, the slutty heiress is now creating "Paris for President" T-Shirts. The skank-soaked tees will be sold at Kitson, naturally.
This is so dumb. Seriously, I watched that original ad campaign that McCain aired. It had images of Hilton and Britney Spears for a whopping .5 milliseconds. In fact, I missed their "appearance" the first time I watched. Not to mention, they are placed in the ad at the time McCain says the words, "most famous person in the world." So it's not even an insult to the two girls. But being the publicity-whore--and just plain whore in general--Hilton of course had to make a HUGE deal about it--even going so far as to have her mother Kathy write a ranting blog on Huffington Post. Like really? Seriously? Who the eff cares? Wouldn't you idiots be flattered that your candidate of choice used you in one of his campaigns? It's not like you heard anything out of the mouths of Spears or her camp. Because in the big scheme of things, who the eff cares?!
Not to mention, who on Earth--especially in LA--is actually going to walk around donning something that says "Paris for President" ? Give me a break!
For the Second Time, I'm Promoting Something Kanye-Related [sigh]: "Everyone Nose"-Kanye West, N.E.R.D, Pusha T., Lupe Fiasco.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Love Magazines? Hate Payin For Em'?
The 20 Ugliest Celebrities
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Before they were A-List Stars, What Hit Movies/TV Shows Didja See 'Em On First?
NO CHEATING!!! (in other words, no IMDB-ing it!) But here's the test: You know how there are A-List stars who have been spotted on shows and in movies that TOTALLY bombed? Well how about the ones who were on really big HIT shows/movies, but looking back, you never realized it was them all along? Let's see if you know about the following celebs' pasts (hints are provided in italics). When you are done, answers can be viewed here.
1. Katherine Heigl may only be considered a sex symbol and award-winning actress after her gigs on "Grey's Anatomy," "27 Dresses" and "Knocked Up," but she's *always* been out of this world
2. Blake Lively's character on "Gossip Girl," may have been far from a virgin by the time the show first aired, but the actress has also played a character who lost her virginity throughout the airing of her movie
3. Before playing Charlotte (on SATC), a good girl in a trendy part of New York, Kristin Davis played a bad girl in a trendy part of California (No, not 90210)
4. Her character Bree on "Desperate Housewives" may have only lived on Wisteria Lane for several years, but don't think that Marcia Cross is any stranger to playing a character who stirs up drama with neighbors on a well-known street.
5. Who knows how much Pete Wentz loves Jesus (in fact, isn't he *Jewish*?), but if Ashlee Simpson were to marry the character her first TV character dated, she'd have no problem making Joe and Mama Simpson happy with a good Christian son-in-law
And what better way to close out this quiz than with a clip from "Gracie's Choice," a (tearjerking--literally) Lifetime film (go figure) where I first spotted the now-famous Kristen Bell. Check out the preview to this movie. It was so good. I remember thinking she was so cool. I had no idea she was like famous or something. heh
Chelsea Handler--at it Again
This comedian never fails to entertain--especially when it comes to talkin Lohans. You must watch this clip. If you've ever seen even a snippet of Livin Lohan, you'll totally find yourself falling off of your chair laughter. Chelsea Handler's parody is to a TEE what the Livin Lohan show and characters are like.
And be sure to watch till the end. There's a guest appearance by a very "special" someone.
Audrina Tells it Like it Is
Is it Bad That I Just Don't Find This Funny at All?
Perhaps I'm a bore. Or maybe it's just that I really, really despise Paris Hilton. Either way, this clip of a response to John McCain using a quick shot of Paris Hilton in one of his campaign commercials has been all the hype today.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Speidi Siblings Need a Lesson in Loyalty
Shannen Doherty: Just Grateful to Be Recognized
Monday, August 4, 2008
Would You Wear This Shit? Didn't Think So, Neither Would We!
Apparently Lauren Conrad still hasn’t received the memo: Her clothing line blows. People aren’t buying it, it gets terrible reviews, and it was just dropped from Kitson. But yet the FIDM student still for some reason has hope for this failing label of hers.
I Have No Explanation for This, I'm Sorry
The Platinum Pic of the Day
In Case You Accidentally Slept Through the Weekend...
- A 19-year-old ho, desperate for attention, called into some Virginia radio station last week, publicly claiming that Chris Brown fathers her bastard child. The baby mama, a VA native named Michelle Gasper, cried hysterically to the station, saying she and Brown dated for two years back in 2003, and that he helped her conceive her now 4-year-old son when she was 14 years old. She also told the station that Brown's mom Joyce Hopkins, was paying the teen off from day one, to keep her silent. She says she decided to come forth all this time later because she wants Brown in her child's life to play a fatherly role--AKA wants to take advantage of her supposed baby daddy's fame and $.
- In "thrilling" couples' news, Lindsay Lohan and her short-haired lova Samantha Ronson are supposedly due to wed later this year. Apparently Dina Lohan is doing all the wedding planning, and Lilo is reportedly in the process of shopping for a white Chanel mini. And on that note: I find it funny that everyone makes such a shocking deal of this whole Lilo/SamRo business, when doesn't anyone remember all those myspace messages from last year when Lohan's account was hacked? This whole "love" and "marriage" thing is really no new news in the duo's life.
- The ground shook yesterday--and not from an aftershock from last Tuesday's earthquake. But by the posting of the cover of the Brangelina twins issue of People magazine. I know, just a cover. And not really much of a revealing one. But apparently, the 19-page spread of the saintly family, including twins, will be featured in the magazine's issue that hits newsstands today. A $15 million spread, might I add.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Platinum Pen Has Relocated! Some Very Exciting Updates in My World
I've been so busy lately with the move, my blog, and of course work. Work is still going marvelously. I love my job, and I have just recently been given the o-k to add a few more hours onto my schedule if needed. I have also just started helping with E!'s Soup Blog, in addition to my normal everyday work with Eonline. On top of that, I will now be freelancing for the LA lifestyle website, LA2DAY. I am writing for the Fashion section, and I think some exciting opportuniries are to come from this. I will post links to my stories once they are posted on the site.
At this very moment, I am pretty happy with things. I still feel miserable when my tan is not up to par (such as right now, for example) or when I've missed several consecutive days at the gym (like this week. blah), but all-in-all, I am in a very carefree mode. I have no expectations regarding people and things. I'm just living life. And I think that's what it's all about. I have some fun-filled weekends up ahead that I'm really looking forward to. And I have a lot of other things in the works.
Thank you to all of you loyal readers. You guys are what keep me going! And to all of my friends, you must come see the new pad. It's fabulous. Once everything is arranged, you can expect a housewarming very soon!
I hope everyone is doing nicely. Don't be a stranger :-)
XOXO
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