
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The Full-Length Britney Spears OK! Interview

Wednesday, August 13, 2008
No Couture Ruined in the Process of Britney's First Magazine Interview in Two Years

Looks like Spearsy's talkin again--and not in a British accent. OK! magazine (you know, the pub that officiated the singer's meltdown after she conducted an interview with them a ways back, in which she ruined 2 of the couture gowns they provided for her photo shoot) has landed the sorta-reformed trainwreck's first magazine interview since the one they tried to conduct with her two years ago.
And when you're on as many anti-depressants and sedatives as Spears, you can only expect a boring, by-the-book Q & A. Yeah, the preview of this interview makes a copy of National Geographic's "Panda of the Year" issue look mighty juicy. Jamie Spears offers some interesting words about the new life he has with his daughter, but that's about it. This is very dry and G-rated. And of course the adorable photos of my favorite celebuspawns Sean Preston and Jayden James provide a worthwhile touch.
Issue is on newsstands today. Be sure to pick up your boring copy.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
X17 Embraces Britney's Shitty Parenting Skills

X17 Online, the unconditionally Britney Spears-loving paparazzi agency, irritates the hell out of me once again. Yesterday I posted that pic of cute little Sean Preston playing with mommy Spears' pink lighter. x17 had posted that photo, along with a series of others, demonstrating the 2.5-year-old tot grabbing Spears' lighter and cigarettes very curiously and eager.
It must have been a slow day for X17, who then proceeded to re-post the photos yet again this morning, stating, "Brit's just lookin' SO fine in these pix, and little Sean Preston is so cute - not that Jayden isn't! - we just had to post 'em again!"
X17 is and isn't as dumb as one would think for laying out a story as such. You see, the agency was able to state the obvious (Spears' son got a hold of her light-up stash and Spears therefore looks like an irresponsible parent), but still come out looking like the nice guys by (overly) sugar coating a very serious situation.
Although the agency most likely feels it was able to kill two birds with one stone, in the end, the site still comes off ignorant for praising such photos and pathetic for it's desperate attempts at kissing Spears' ass.
Monday, July 21, 2008
SP to Brit: I Wanna Smoke Tooooo!
Kids grow up so quickly. Adorable Sean Preston is already eager to light up, as he twirls that pink lighter in his cute little hands. All he needs is one of mommy's cigarettes. Yup, Britney and her crusty extensions were in a bikini yet again, and the golden-haired beauty smoked away as her toddler stood by, anxiously wanting to follow in his role model mother's footsteps.It's krayzie to think about how good the improved-but-still-trainwreck Spears looked at Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey's Autism Charity Event on Saturday. But here she is--back to her normal classless self. She's like Cinderella--once the clock struck midnight, all of the hard styling/makeup work disappeared and poor ol' Brit turned back into her nasty-ass self.
UPDATE: The New York Post did a whole editorial on this photo, elaborating on Britney's horrible influence on her children. It's very interesting and I couldn't agree more!
Sunday, July 20, 2008
In Case Your Internet Connection Was Down Over the Weekend...

- DMX has been arrested for sixth time in three months--yes, you read that correctly. What was the cause this time around? Identity left. Arrested in Phoenix, Arizona, the rapper allegedly used a fake name and Social Security number to avoid paying a $7,500 medical bill back in April.
- Khloe Kardashian joined Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan on the list of celebs (or sister of a celeb) who managed to turn a 30-some-odd-day jail sentence into a mere one-hundred-some-odd (or less) minutes. HAHAHA and to think Paris Hilton actually had to rock a pinstripe jumpsuit for a whopping three weeks. Oh, the tragedies...
- Shannen Doherty will officially be reprising her role as the greatest TV character of all time--Brenda Walsh--on the new 90210. I mentioned before that she was in talks with the producers to possibly do so, but it appears now the Queen has signed on the dotted line to take back her seat on her television throne. Doherty will return to direct West Beverly High's school musical. Whoop-dee-freakin-doo, right? But who cares, as long she's getting screen time!
- Britney Spears makes her first red (or in this case, blue) carpet event appearance in...what seems like....ever? And even krayzier? She actually looks relatively normal in photos from the event. Normal, but numb. All those sedatives do a damn good job of keeping her emotionless.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Spears Clan Increases it’s Victim Count By One

Poor little Maddie Briann, the latest spawn to be subjected to the trashiness of the Spears fam, following in the little footsteps of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Yup, Jamie Lynn Spears finally popped, yall!
At 9:30 this morning, the 17-year-old Zoey 101 star—with parents Lynne and Jamie, sister Britney, and 19-year-old fiancée-slash-baby daddy Casey Alridge by her side—gave birth in a
Let’s just hope the little one isn’t unseatbelted, driving behind-the-wheel and with rotting teeth by the age of 1, like her role-model Aunt’s kids.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
People Magazine's Hottest Bachelors of 2008: Where Do They Come Up With These People?!

Ignore his umm...package for a sec. I know, it's difficult, but anyway, Mario Lopez was voted "Hottest Bachelor of 2008" by People magazine. Okay, Mario Lopez, fine. Good looking guy, in great shape (obvi), charming I'm sure. But once you see the *other* names on this so-called "hottest" list, you won't be the least surprised that Lopez was the winner--in fact, you'll be grateful.
It makes me sad to thank I am living in a world where Frankie Delgado (who the eff cares?!), Bret Michaels, Bryan Spears (?)--who knew the trainwreck had a BROTHER? (Okay, we all knew. but still, does anyone even know enough about him to even CARE if he's a bachelor?--and to call him one of the hottest???), some tennis player I've never heard of named James Blake, and Scarlett Johanasson's unknown brother--just to name a few, are all listed as the "Hottest Bachelors of 2008"
Amongst the Ryan Seacrests and Shia Le Bouefs of the world, I *know* this magazine could have done a little better.
Sounds to me like the mag has $$ deals with some very unimportant people.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Jessica Alba & Tori Spelling Can Plan Joint Baby Bday Parties Every Year


In case your world hasn’t stopped yet, please be informed of the following:
Tori Spelling gave birth to her second child yesterday at 3:13 pm at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles via C-Section. The baby girl, named Stella Doreen McDermott, weighed in at 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and measured 19 and 3/4 inches long.
This followed Saturday’s birth of Honor Marie Warren, the debut baby for Jessica Alba (and hubby Cash Warren), also born at Cedars Sinai Med Ctr in L.A.
These, of course, following the faux-birth of the Brangelina twins.
I feel like celebs and their baby premieres are the new celebs and their movie premieres. Wtf?!
Next up: birth of Jamie-Lynn’s little one. That one’s gonna be innnnteresting!
I don’t normally care about all the celeb baby buzz, but I figured since it’s all happening at once, I may as well post it. I just can’t wait for Kimmy K and Reg to have kids someday. Now *those* be some seeds worth writing about!