This Whole Paris Hilton/John McCain Thing Has Gone WAY Too Far!

You have got to be kidding me! Apparently, in wake of the ridiculous FunnyOrDie.com spoof that Paris Hilton did to mock John McCain's ad campaign commercial, the slutty heiress is now creating "Paris for President" T-Shirts. The skank-soaked tees will be sold at Kitson, naturally.

This is so dumb. Seriously, I watched that original ad campaign that McCain aired. It had images of Hilton and Britney Spears for a whopping .5 milliseconds. In fact, I missed their "appearance" the first time I watched. Not to mention, they are placed in the ad at the time McCain says the words, "most famous person in the world." So it's not even an insult to the two girls. But being the publicity-whore--and just plain whore in general--Hilton of course had to make a HUGE deal about it--even going so far as to have her mother Kathy write a ranting blog on Huffington Post. Like really? Seriously? Who the eff cares? Wouldn't you idiots be flattered that your candidate of choice used you in one of his campaigns? It's not like you heard anything out of the mouths of Spears or her camp. Because in the big scheme of things, who the eff cares?!

Not to mention, who on Earth--especially in LA--is actually going to walk around donning something that says "Paris for President" ? Give me a break!

Is it Bad That I Just Don't Find This Funny at All?

Perhaps I'm a bore. Or maybe it's just that I really, really despise Paris Hilton. Either way, this clip of a response to John McCain using a quick shot of Paris Hilton in one of his campaign commercials has been all the hype today.

I think the dumbest part has to be when Hilton says, "I guess this means I need to choose a Vice President. I think I'll choose Rihanna." Uhmm...okay....was that just the first name that popped into mind or something? 

I dunno...what do yall think about this lil vid?

…Because Everyone Should Get the Chance to Have a Nationally Publicized Sex Tape, Go to Jail and Desperately Seek a New BFF Via Reality-TV…

Jessica Simpson’s gonna be pissed! I thought her and BFF Ken Paves’ hair extensions were supposed to be the hottest. Silly me, what was I thinking? If it’s got Paris’ name attached to it, then it’s gotta be hot. And on ParisAndSally.com, the heiress states her claim rightfully so:

“Everyone should get the chance to be me. That's why I created the world's hottest hair extensions. Choose from ten fabulous shades and you will be a clip away from hotness.”

I’m so over all these stars promoting fake hair! When’s Kim Kardashian going to start promoting her own line of booty enhancers?

Douchebag of the Year's Upcoming Reality Series Sounds Like A Rip-Off Of Douchebag-ette of the Year's Upcoming Reality Series...

Looks like Brody Jenner is following in the footsteps of the ever-glorious Paris Hilton with her show, "Paris BFF." Check out the Press Release for "Bromance," Brody Jenner's upcoming MTV reality show. This sounds EXACTLY like Hilton's show. Gawd, I'm so over these idiots. f*&k me. Snooze button. now.

MTV PRESENTS… “BROMANCE”

A BROMANTIC COMEDY FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER

RYAN SEACREST THROUGH HIS RYAN SEACREST PRODUCTIONS BANNER & “THE HILLS” STAR BRODY JENNER

Network Has Made A 6 Episode Commitment

Santa Monica, CA – June 10, 2008 – ‘Bromances’ are taking Hollywood by storm. With their extreme sports adventures, witty banter and ultra cool parties; these super close celebrity male friendships are the envy of guys everywhere. “Bromance,” is a non-scripted series that will take a group of regular guys from around the country and bring them to Hollywood to have a “Bromance” with “The Hills” breakout star, Brody Jenner. In the end, Brody will befriend one guy and invite him to become part of his entourage. MTV has made a 6 episode commitment.

Unfortunately, in Hollywood finding the perfect guy you can trust and chill with can be just as hard as finding a girlfriend. Brody will have the “bros” compete in various group and individual activities that will test their trust, reliability and compatibility to determine who truly belongs in his inner circle. From skydiving into Las Vegas, to dealing with the Paparazzi, to being his wingman, each episode will feature one “group date” and the always important “alone time” with Brody. Throughout the series, the pool of “bros” gets smaller as contestants get eliminated in the “Hot Tub elimination ceremony,” where rejected “bros” will be asked to leave the bachelor pad, dripping wet, wearing a swim suit with luggage in hand. In the end, the winner will take home an incredible prize package, move out to Hollywood and secure a spot as the newest member of Jenner’s entourage.

“‘Bromance’ takes a successful TV format and turns it on its head in an irreverent way that would only work for MTV,” said Liz Gateley, SVP MTV Series Development. “Brody is the perfect fit for this concept -- he is type of guy everyone wants to hang out with and we’re excited to further solidify our long-standing relationship with him that started with ‘The Hills.’”

“From ‘Superbad’ and ‘Wedding Crashers’ to ‘Entourage,’ pop culture is filled with numerous examples of unabashed male bonding. As every guy knows, close male friendships aren't just a quirky television plotline or a running gag in the movies. ‘Bromance’ is the first reality series to fully explore the essence of these life-long friendships,” said Ryan Seacrest, executive producer.

“I am eager to have the opportunity to work with Liz Gateley, Tony DiSanto, Ryan Seacrest and MTV, and produce a series that is unique and will resonate with audiences everywhere,” said Brody Jenner. “Working as a producer on ‘Bromance’ will give me the opportunity to exert my knowledge in a creative forum as well as strengthen my existing relationship with a paramount network such as MTV.”

Ryan Seacrest, Brody Jenner and Eric Podwall will serve as the Executive Producers of “Bromance”. Eliot Goldberg, Jason Henry and Kathy Sutula are co-executive producers. Jason Henry and Kathy Sutula are co-creators. Frankie Delgado is a producer. Maira Suro and Lauren Dolgen are MTV executives overseeing the production.