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Sunday, May 18, 2008

You Know Your Life Has Hit Rock Bottom When...

...You suddenly find your own looks inferior to the looks of an androgynous cyber sensation....

Case in point: Chrissy Crocker. Shit....Even my mom was like DAYUM. [sigh.]

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You Know Your Life Has Hit Rock Bottom When...

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