Thursday, May 29, 2008

I Never Knew Women Were Capable of Impregnating Other Women

Clay Aiken has just done the unthinkable. She got someone pregnant! I don’t know which I am pondering more—how she developed sperm, or if she actually had SEX!

Okay, phew I was right! There’s no way Gayken practiced the act of fornication. TMZ reveals that the A.I. finalist artificially inseminated his record producer, the mid-40’s Jaymes Foster, sister of big-time record producer David Foster. Aiken will reportedly play a big role in raising the child.

Okay, so now that we’ve got that out of the way, back to the original question… How do women donate sperm to other women?

Either way, I would not want to be an Aiken offspring!

1 comment:

Matt said...


Why is this happening? Surely it's one of the signs of the apocalypse?