Same Sex Marriage is "Not Only Unhealthy, But it is Illegal in 48 States"

In wake of last week's news that Hallmark has very appropriately created four same-sex-themed cards for sale, the pathetic and rigid minds at the American Family Association want to remind the greeting card company that same-sex marriage is illegal in 48 states, stating that the lifestyle is "unhealthy" and "promoting same-sex marriage for profit is not the very best for families or our nation." 

Well, unfortunately for the right-wing Christian Fundamentalists who run and/or support the AFA, the two states that do allow gay/lesbian marriages are doing extremely well for themselves. So despite the coalition's warning/reminder, it's pretty safe to say that Hallmark will be just fine with it's very money-minded, innovative and liberal decision.

And anyone else who has a problem with this can eff off!

In Case You Accidentally Slept Through the Weekend...

• A 19-year-old ho, desperate for attention, called into some Virginia radio station last week, publicly claiming that Chris Brown fathers her bastard child. The baby mama, a VA native named Michelle Gasper, cried hysterically to the station, saying she and Brown dated for two years back in 2003, and that he helped her conceive her now 4-year-old son when she was 14 years old. She also told the station that Brown's mom Joyce Hopkins, was paying the teen off from day one, to keep her silent. She says she decided to come forth all this time later because she wants Brown in her child's life to play a fatherly role--AKA wants to take advantage of her supposed baby daddy's fame and $. 

• In "thrilling" couples' news, Lindsay Lohan and her short-haired lova Samantha Ronson are supposedly due to wed later this year. Apparently Dina Lohan is doing all the wedding planning, and Lilo is reportedly in the process of shopping for a white Chanel mini. And on that note: I find it funny that everyone makes such a shocking deal of this whole Lilo/SamRo business, when doesn't anyone remember all those myspace messages from last year when Lohan's account was hacked? This whole "love" and "marriage" thing is really no new news in the duo's life.

• The ground shook yesterday--and not from an aftershock from last Tuesday's earthquake. But by the posting of the cover of the Brangelina twins issue of People magazine. I know, just a cover. And not really much of a revealing one. But apparently, the 19-page spread of the saintly family, including twins, will be featured in the magazine's issue that hits newsstands today. A $15 million spread, might I add.

She’s Come A Long Way From the Glen Oak Community Church Days

Remember Mackenzie Rosman? You know, the adorable little darling who played Ruthie Camden, the youngest daughter on “7th Heaven.” Well, she’s still adorable, but clearly she’s not the same fro-haired, bible-bangin’ youngin we knew and loved. Well no, we still love her. She’s HOTTT. But she’s just obviously grown up—you know, stepped out from the wings of God. Here she is posing sexily in (gasp!) a bra and panties. AND (close your virgin eyes) she’s tonguing some CHICK!

What would Father Camden say about this?!

Leave it to Michael Lohan to Spill His Daughter’s Lesbian Beans—But Leave it To God To Approve Them

It has been speculated for more than a year that Lindsay Lohan is dating her BFF DJ pal Samantha Ronson. Last year, there was the infamous myspace hacking scandal in which Lilo’s messages to Ronson (amongst other messages in general) were leaked, including one to Ronson that read: “…I want to marry you and have children with you.” This year, there have been hickeys photographed on Ronson’s neck, reportedly delivered via Lohan. And just this weekend, Lindsay has been captured sportin a fancy rock on her wedding finger, which is said to be an engagement ring from Ronson.

There is nothing wrong with a little lesbian lovin between the two girls (seriously, who cares?!), but why the denial? Well, while mom Dina (who lies about everything anyway, so no shocker there) and sister Ali (who is team Dina), claim the two are “just really good friends,” good ol’ Michael (who never fails to be a dependable source of airing any Lohan dirty laundy), clears things up (for those who had any sleepless nights of doubts), saying, “[Lindsay and Samantha’s romance is] evident to anyone with half a brain.”

But it wouldn’t be a complete Papa-Lo statement without a little nod to the man (in his belief) above, “[Lindsay] is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

I guess Linds probably figures she’s already hit every guy, may as well move on to the road less traveled. I wish them all the best!