Yes, There is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity

Hayden Panettiere is probably hiding herself in embarrassment after the scene that went down in the wee hours of this morning, following Hayden's event last night at Eva Longoria's restaurant Beso.

According to reports, Panettiere's father Alan was arrested after getting into a physical altercation with his wife, Hayden's mother, Lesley--with photographic evidence showing marks on Lesley's face from where Alan hit her.

As of the moment, there has not been public comment from Panettiere or her camp. All we know is there was reportedly alcohol involved, and this anger stemmed from Mr. P accusing his wife of "disrespecting him," following her chattiness with Paula Abdul's restaurant ex, JT Torregiani.

Hands Off!

Cops are about to have a field-day as the hands-free cell-phone law has just been implemented in the state of California. Not sure about everywhere else in the state, but I can assure you that these dumb Hollywood hoezzz are not about to place some freakin plastic piece over their ear and God-forbid risk messing up their extensions. Besides, holding a BlackBerry while rollin in your Benz looks wayyy more fly than holding a wheel. I mean you can not expect us FABulous people to actually start paying attention to the road. Even if we can’t hold our cell phones, don’t worry, we’ll find something else to with our hands. Fix our toupees (well, for guys, that is), pluck our eyebrows (or nose hairs), shave [?]. It doesn’t matter, we’ll fig it.

Cops shouldn’t have a problem meeting their quotas for the next few days, weeks, months…